My girlfriend Kay and I have been locked in our house quarantined for months now because of this stupid fucking Corona Virus!!!!! We haven't had a decent meal in forever, and we both lost our jobs so we can barley afford to pay our bills, let alone eat! We thought we were going to get a check from the government, but apparently being a sex worker doesn't qualify as a real job, so there goes that. Guess that means we can stop paying our taxes this year! I found some spare toilet paper when I was cleaning the bathroom earlier, so we decided to splurge and order a pizza! But theres just one problem...... Apparently the price of Pizza has gone up these days. FUCKING INFLATION! Is that even legal?! Instead of one roll of toilet paper it's now FOUR ROLLS!!! FOUR FUCKING ROLLS! It seems like only the rich can eat these days..... We tried convincing the pizza boy to give us a few slices, but he's a trump supporter so we figured he wouldn't be cutting us any deals. We were right. UGH WHAT NOW? Hmmmmmmmm....... What can we bribe a trump supporter with? That's an easy one.... SEX! We told him he could fuck us (and even keep the trump hat on) in exchange for the ENTIRE pizza. He agreed (thank god) so we got on our knees and started sucking his cock, then let him fuck both of our holes until he came inside Kays pussy! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!!!!!!! Now not only are we gonna get the Corona Virus, but she's gonna have a trump supporter for a baby daddy, and that's even worse! Well, on the bright side, at least we got a cheap pizza!

• release date: 04/16/2020
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