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Social Distancing Your COVID Cock

Ummmm Excuse me? What the fuck are you doing out here? Your supposed to be in quarantine. STOP GETTING SO CLOSE TO US, WHAT THE FUCK! Back the fuck up! You are supposed to be six feet away, it's a law now. A law you clearly can't obey because your so obsessed with us, you pathetic loser. That's it, we are getting out the tape measure. That's right, back the fuck up until your six feet away. Actually, just keep backing up until your ten million miles away! We don't want your small dick anywhere near us. WE SAID BACK THE FUCK UP! Fine, you don't want to listen to your goddess's? Well now we are calling the CDC and telling them you have COVID so they quarantine your fat ass. Hopefully they never let you out so no one else has to suffer looking at that eye sore you call a dick. Now fuck off, you diseased, bat eating freak!

  • release date: 05/21/2020
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